10+ Joey Adams Quotes


Joey Adams quotes
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Name: Joey AdamsFind on Amazon India: Link
Nationality: AmericanFind on Amazon: Link
Profession: Comedian
Born: 06-Jan-1911 
Death: 02-Dec-1999

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

Smack your child every day. If you don’t know why – he does.

People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The trouble is they want a week’s pay for it.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. ‘Get up early, work late – and strike oil.’


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