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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn’t climb over it.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.