40+ Allan Carr Quotes


Allan Carr Quotes
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Name: Allan Carr Find on Amazon India: Link
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Profession: Director
Born: 27-May-1937 
Death: 29-Jun-1999

I’d love to do acting, but it’d definitely have to be comedy. I can’t do serious. It’s completely beyond me.

I’m just generally hugely frustrated, I’m a very, very frustrated man. I’m just a ball of pent-up frustration.

You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman… I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.

I’ve met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then

I’ll be happy. We just get on, and that’s half the battle.

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare’s rubbish.

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren’t laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof.

It’s Charley’s Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.

I think over there in Montreal they’re a bit hardcore with the old homos. They’re not that keen on them.

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don’t think I’m a celebrity myself.

I haven’t really got much get up and go. I can’t believe I’m on the telly. I’m so lazy.

I didn’t really want to be a comedian.

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They’ll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

I like old people falling over, that’s what makes me laugh.

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn’t say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.


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